Total Medals Earned: 69 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,035 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 15/22 (80/140 points)
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Medals Earned: 6/35 (50/500 points)
Feed your pet 5 food items
Defeat King Slime
Upgrade equipment 20 times
Defeat Rock
Have one character reach level 5
Defeat one of the three rare monsters in the game
Explore 7 floors
Discover 7 warps
Beat Zombie Defense on Hard
Defeat Bop
Explore 15 floors
Spend 30 points on the Fighter Tech Tree
Spend 30 points on the Healer Tech Tree
Collect 20 types of monsters in the Bestiary
Have one character reach level 10
Have one character reach level 25
Spend 30 points on the Mage Tech Tree
Acquire a total of 50,000 Gold
Defeat Rock Twice
Spend 30 points on the Rogue Tech Tree
Feed your pet 30 food items
Discover 15 warps
Defeat 5 Kings in the Wanted List
Defeat Bop Twice
Complete the Bestiary
Beat Zombie Defense on Expert
Explore 30 floors
Defeat all the Kings in the Wanted List
Have one character reach level 50
Complete the MISSING quest line
Defeat Dargon
Complete the STOLEN quest line
Discover all warps
Defeat Ultimate Dargon
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/460 points)
Unlock tier 2 levels.
Unlock tier 3 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 1.
Complete all levels in tier 2.
Unlock tier 4 levels.
Complete all levels in tier 3.
Complete all levels in tier 4.
Medals Earned: 13/18 (200/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (80/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Medals Earned: 12/32 (120/500 points)
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (285/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
Fail 55 times
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 8/9 (200/300 points)
A quick look at SBC
One Kill
use magic
get ending 1
get ending 2
get ending 3
Found the secret medal